B.L.A.Z.E. comes out of hiding to relay the URL to this very important site. (get out the Kleenex people. This one is a tear jerker.)

Speaking of sad...this takes it to a whole new level.

Every wonder how you would do trying to score with women from England? Well, this highly scientific site will test your social skills and as well your choice making. At the end it will rate you on your chances. 'Ol Red scored a 73%. Not to bad. Perhaps a quick jup across the pond for some english shagging might hit the spot.

Ahh the age old question that has plagued mankind for 1000's of years. Luckily for you, science has come up with a few answers.. Answer 1, Answer 2, Answer 3

I finally got around to updating the archives!! I know it's been a while, but now you can go read all the shit you may have missed for the past 4-6 months... What the fuck else you got to do?

G'Money checks in with another joke by email.

Because it's always Happy Hour somewhere in the world.

Site Roulette. Click the link and see where you go. A new place every time.

Mad props goes out to AmateursArchive for hooking us up with some great traffic, as well as having tons of hot (and disturbingly kinky) real Amateur Photos!