You can always tell who really deserves to win the caption contests. It's usually people who reply to my "Contest Winner" email, like this humorous fellow did..

Get out your note pad and start scribbling. Elmo is back with his 4th and final installment of "Quotes of Note". Next week, he'll be back to discuss what you have learned. (If anything.)

Oh right..... we wish. If your going to jump into the middle of that mix, you better be packin! You have a better chance of scoring with a REAL woman? (As crazy as that sounds)

Site Roulette. Click the link and see where you go. Anew place every time.

I got an email from Ron and Dave the other day. Seems as though they were telling the truth abut their site. More free pictures then I seen on 90% of the sites out there. All categorized to suite your taste. Pretty cool, I wonder how long it will last before their bandwidth bill gets too high. Or before the owners of all that content catch up with them. Hopefully it wont be for a while. But just in case, you better get on over there and enjoy it whilst it is still around.

What full blooded (Insert your nationality here) man doesn't love to see hot chicks with a little Camel-toe showing? (I said hot chicks!) Well, it looks like not only do the women not like it, they don't even know how to use the correct terminology for it. Get with it ladies!

I thought I had too much time on my hands. I would love to see the webmasters of some of these sites. (See them behind bars that is).