Wow...another weekend that consumed 100% of my free time. This is getting out of hand. I did manage to catch the Chicago Air and watershow though. Kick ass shit.

Randy Stainer, Poet, Lover, Human. Back with more to set your mind ablaze.

G'Money sends us in, what I can only assume have been circling around the internet via email. Oh well. He takes the time to send them in...I'll take the time to post them.

Finally some warm fuzzies in the email. It's so nice to feel loved.

See what happens when your brain is exposed to drugs. This young lad actually thought we were having a conversation.

More killer soundboards over at 2400. I fucking love these things. I have noticed a steady decline of marketing calls since I started answering the phone with these.
Caller ID + Soundboards = Hilarity.The other day I got some guy from the fraternal order of Police. He had about a 2 minute conversation with Chris Farleyfrom Tommy Boy.

Another fan emerges from across the pond. Sounds like a party waiting to happen.

MEOW!

Another Gumandnuts conversation that starts out slow, picks up steam and ends with a bang

This crazy dude just cut through Chicago last week. You got to hand it to him, it takes a very commited person to keep on doing this kind of thing.

So what are you doing this week? Pounding your pud to some good porn? Smoking a few hits of chronic while inflating your girl for a night of kink? Scrapping the bottom of the barrel for the only woman who would even consider having sex with you? Well, isn't it about time you tossed aside your old life and into something a little more real? I mean seriously now.