Ol Red was a might busy this past week and didn't get a chance to update on Wed.

Well, it's been almost a year (holy shit) since the last Top 11 list update. I finally found and image source and plan on to start these up again. So, without further ado, here is the newest TOP 11 List. The Top 11 ways to kill Osama!

A new Caption Contest graces the caption contest page, as well as last weeks winners.

Elmo takes a break from his world travels and studies of the human condition, to send us some more quotes to note. So start fucking noting!

A Slappy fan writes in, although, it's a bit of a mixed message...or is it? Love is in the air.

A saluet to great asses on hot babes. Now, if that aint America in the summertime, I don't know what is!

See if you can guess what's missing from this young lad's email to us.

Some times the fans feel the need to lash out at the talent. I wonder why even asked for my opinion, when he really wasn't interested in it.

So what are you doing this weekend? Pounding your pud to some good porn? Smoking a few hits of chronic while inflating your girl for a night of kink? Scrapping the bottom of the barrel for the only woman who would even consider having sex with you? Well, isn't it about time you tossed aside your old life and into something a little more real? I mean seriously now.

Killer new soundboards over at 2400. I swear I have had more fun with these in the past couple of weeks. The poor telemarketers that call my house. Now, all I need is a way to record the phone calls to my computer.

OH MY GOD! AHHHHHH!