Lumpys grand return! Seems as though the old boy has been MIA for the past few weeks. Well it's good to hear from him again.

It's always nice to hear from some new fans, rather then the hate spewing out of the pie hole's of some of you. It's funny that our site gets about 4,000 hits a day and we rarely hear from the fans. Yet we ALWAYS hear from the fuck nut's who feel the need to tell us our site is shit. Funny dat.

I went to see Signs on Sunday, but the shit was sold out, so we saw XXX instead. Damn, talk about an action packed thrill ride. A little cheesy at times, but what movie isn't. It was sorta like James Bond meets Snake Pliskin with better gadgets, hotter babes and a hellava lot more action and stunts.

Speaking of movies, I am skipping the 3rd and (hopefully last) installment of Austin Powers. I just don't get it. I didn't think the first one was funny and I took a pass on the second one as well. What is wrong with you people? You would have to drug me or knock me out to go see this.

I sat down and made a list of other great movies that are out that I would like to see.

Gumandnuts stops by for a chat about my level of Fonzi-ness back in highschool. I believe he caught my drift.

Looks like Attractive Babes is (are?) making a comeback. At least that's what the site says. Well worth a visit to see them.

Oh great, now this image is burned into my brain. I wont be able to sleep for weeks. Someone please come and poke out my minds-eye.