I trust everyone had a safe and Happy 4th of July. (Except for you dumb kids who are now wearing an eye patch and are missing a few fingers. (What better way to celebrate the independence of this fine country then by blowing up a piece of it.)

Speaking of patriotism.....A reader tries to administer a tounglashing to Lumpy. Lumpy will have none of that. (Lumpy's retort is at the bottom.)

I think the guys over at MindlessConformity have hit gold with the new Ms Cleo sound board. I love these things. I have started using these on the fucking telemarketers that call me. I just have to find a way to record the calls and play them back for you.

Special thanx goes out to Cyberwrx. They know why.... ~~</////>
Also some props go out to: MentalErnie, Freak Farm, Zfilter and Uncle Melon

I think a few of you are a bit fixated on me. Where I live, how old I am, my sexual preference, how many hours I have been online today. The therapists in your town must make a killing.

Confused about your gender? Take this test and let this website tell you what you are. (Coincidentally, I got the answer:"You are definitely a woman!" Damn, that was a crushing blow to my ego.)

the end of time checks in with some insight, some questions, some (ahem) witty banter and a whole lot of mindless drivel.


Sometimes the best conversations are short and to the point.

Unlike like me, (note, I said UNLIKE me) you probably love watching all the teenie-bopper Camgirls, hour after hour,day after day. Buying them shit on their wish lists, hoping against hope to catch a glimpse of them in their bra and panties. Or better. ("Oh man, I think I just saw some nipple. This is way better then doing something productive".)
Quite frankly, I am sick of thoes sites. I whole lotta bullshit. I whole lot of pop-up ad's, a whole lot of blind links. Plus all the drama.
No thanks. Then you have other sites talking about these cam-girls like they are front page news. ("We got a hot scoop that Candy dissed Heather in a chat room last night. WAIT....This just in.....Some 50 year old man just bought Cindy a BackStreetBoys CD off her wish list and she showed him her panties. We can't wait to get a hold of the cam-grabs on that.")
Well, kids whilst I was browsing around some other sites I stumbles into this gem of a portal site. An OVER 18 only cam site. A QUALITY SITE. Finally.
It lists almost 100 cams. It also has a small gallery for each and a place to vote on the cams. Kudos to a great site.


Don't forget to check out the newest movie review over at FullCircleCinema.