Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America, and all the ships at sea...FLASH! I have updated my site. I repeat, I have updated my site! This is not a drill. Nor is it some evil joke.

Got another new Caption Contest up.

Like to sit around at work wasting hour and hour of the companies money rating stuff that will never matter to any one? Well here is a great list to find you exactly what you are looking for. This is 'ol Red's personal favorite "Rate my..." site.

Speaking of sitting around (or do you like to stand?) and wasting time....

Wow, talk about having a lot to say. Read some great articles about what ever. You get two, two, TWO sites in ONE!

I think I found what I am giving everyone for X-mas this year. The perfect gift.

Ever wonder who's is some old actor is alive or dead? What about a musician? Athletes? Political figures? Well, this site is here to help! Of coarse, if you really can't wait to find out who has kicked the bucket, you can subscribe to this site.

If your looking for something fun to do with a date this weekend, this list offers up some great suggestions that are all FREE and FUN.

Yo, dude....1987 called and they want their web-page design back (What? No Anglefire or Geocities awards?!?).

I really can't get enough Hasselhoff. Who can really? And with that picture at the bottom, you can't get much more.

Sick of getting a million phone calls from ass hole telemarkerters? Well the government is putting and end to it. You can to if you register your phone #.

Here's a fun little game you may remember from your childhood.

You really have to be an Elton John fan to appreciate this one. (Or despise him.)

I'm not sure what the name means, but this site has a nice collection of funny pictures for you to email to all your friends and co-workers. (Use the drop down menu at the top to navigate.)

Red comes home drunk on a Sunday afternoon and gets chatty.

Great tips for any budding young go-getter looking for a job in this crazy workforce of ours.

Tired of just reading webpages...well this dude puts on a nightly radio show as well.

Red cums clean with the taking of his virginity.

Tom's brother comes to Red for some information. Who's Tom you say? Fuck if I know. The information I supplied him with was much more useful then what he was looking for. Trust me. (Or try it out yourself.)

Some people just need to get stuff off their collective chests, whether I'm around or not.

Red discusses a possible franchise.

Red teaches another naive kid, one of nature's facts of life.

Ok kids, fun's over. I'll see ya, when I see ya. See ya. Unless you'll be at the porn convention next week. If so, you'll probably see me there. YEEEE HAWWWW!