I always wondered if I was on Death Row, and I had to order a last meal...what would it be. I would really have to think about it. Do I go dinner, breakfast, or brunch? I got some great ideas from the last 272 inmates who got The Texas Hotseat. Personally I think Baker, Jr. Stanley, had the right idea. (#271).
Incase you ever find yourself in Texas on Death Row, it may be good to entertain your cell-block brothers with some little known trivia. I'm sure you'll be the hit of the party. Speaking of party, in case your planning your next Death-Rom Jamborrie, here is the schedule of events. (Looks like someone is going down tonight.)

Speaking of the Death Penalty.

Can you say.."Taken, one Second too early". WTF?!?

Here are some fine examples of what NOT to stick up your ass. (Although, this is not a complete list.)

Here's a great site that has a ton of the "Priceless" photo's, that all you kids today think are so humorus.

Man, they have "How To's" for everything these days. Although, god knows where that thing has been. You may need these to get you in the mood.Although you should always be safe, even if it is only you.