Got a new caption contest up. Along with the winners from the last one.

The fan from Monday's update writes back with an explanation of the first email she sent. (and a challenge?).

Although... I beg to differ in the fact that we just show porno. Our goal here at Redbrain, is to aid in the sexual education the youth of the world with factual-packed that adhere to the highest of standards. We would never stoop so low as to post tasteless, immoral, disgusting or un-educational links to porn sites with little or no educational value. We are here as a service. (And it's not just sex. We do provide other services as well)

Our little friend Kim from Steelgirl.com writes us back . (In case you missed it, here is the "moobie" I sent her for her b-day)Judging by the fact she didn't mention any warm wishes from any of you slackers, I assume you didn't wish her a happy b-day. Real nice, you thoughtless bastards.

Our old pal S k 3 3 L z drops in for a strange couple of minutes.

Oddly enoughThree's Company comes up again in this conversation. At least this guy knew what he was talking about.

I got a Nextel phone about 2 years ago and ever since then some asshole named Jerry has been 2-way calling me looking for some chump named Roy. The first 5 times he did it, I tried to explain that I was not Roy, and to take my number out of his phone. He didn't get it. I would get calls anywhere from 4am till about 3pm. (He must have had some kind of construction job) He would always say the same thing. ""Roy, you out there? This is Jerry." Some times he would add, "I'm at the site. You out there"? So I took it upon myself to find some great sound boards and have conversations with the guy. I wish I could have recorded them cuz this guy would think he was talking to Roy, and it was really Adam Sandler or Arnold Swachenager.
I just saw this board and it reminded me of of the good times and Jerry and I had. Jerry hasn't called in a while. The last message he got from me was some loud hard-core gay porn message. I assume he and Roy don't speak anymore. (Or they might be lovers now, who knows)



Hey all you nasty talkin perverts out there: 1-877-247-PERV