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I'm
BAAAAAAAAACK! Dman, seems like I've been gone
for weeks. I'm sure it seems longer to you. So
glad you missed me. If anyone really cares, I
had a great time.
Well, it's been one month and 1 day since we last
heard from our infamous Clown
at Large. Looks like the real world is chewing
up the last ounce of humanity left in our old
boy and spitting it out. Sometime life throws
us a curveball when we're expecting a slider.
Since I know absolutely zero about baseball, I
find it easier to roll with what ever is coming
across the plate. Life is short and as of the
past few years I have come to adopt the saying....
"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for
a good time!" as well as, "Don't sweat
the small stuff". And really, is our day
to day lives, most of our stuff is small stuff,
when you get right down to it. I would give Lumpy
a great big hug if he were here right now. (Too
bad my doorman won't let him in my building.)
Perhaps you should check out the Horrorscopes
and see what the the stars hold for you.
A surfer feels the need
to finish off a
bit from the beginning of last month. Nice
work. I just hope that the 2 you came up were
not from personal experiences. (or one experience)
A fan takes the time to give us his/her
view about our free
porn page.
Look
who's back. I was wondering where the fuck
he had gotten to.
I just talked to Lumpy today and he said that
he swinging back into town and is making a rare
appearance at a local bar in Chicago. Murphy's!
Since this is a bar, it is a 21 and over event.
If you are in Chicago and want to meet Lumpy in
person, stop in to Murphy's this Friday, between
11am and 2pm. Kevin
Matthews will be broadcasting from the bar
and Lumpy will be on hand to make rude comments,
consume lots of booze and make pornographic balloon
animals for all the fans. (You can tune in to
105.9 WCKG) If you walk up to Lumpy and mention
redbrain.com, Lumpy will hand you some redbrain.com
stickers. 'Ol Red might even be able to stop in
and say hello too.
Hey all you nasty talkin perverts out there: 1-877-247-PERV
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