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Daily Aneurysm--5/14/02
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Waiting to see Starwars?
Well, we don't have a sneek peek for you, but we
do have the next best thing...... FullcircleCinema's
review of StarShip! Your not going to want to
miss this, big budget space movie.
Looks like it's mating season and our young buck
Elmo is in heat. I'm not sure if he's heading in
the right direction though. If any of you fine young
ladies (18 or older please) would like to:
A) Swap dirty emails with
B) Get to know
C) Make out with
D) Have a meaningless affair with
E) Make hot monkey love with, on web cam, so we
can get more traffic to this site.
Please contect
me for details or contact
Elmo directly.
A surfer sent these " real
classified ad's". I've seen a few of them
before, but they are pretty funny. I am assuming
that most of them came from down south some where.
Thanx to all the people that submitted their guess
to the front page
contest the other day. The Answers were:
A) Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro) from Taxi
Driver. If you haven't seen this movie, I suggest
you go out and buy it. It's a classic. (A lot of
you said "Go Straight to Hell" by the
Clash, off of the "Combat
Rock" CD. Actually, the Clash wrote a song
called "Red Angel Dragnet", and coincidentally
comes directly before the song "Go Straight
to Hell". They made the song about the movie
and used the lines from the movie.)
B) Scanners.
This is what happens when horny people in Japan
get
cabin fever. I really don't understand why people
do what they do. (And here I though "Snowballing"
in Japan, meant something else entirely.)
Can you use $500?
What about Free
Stuff? Well, would you settle
for $3?
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