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We interrupt this nonscheduled update to give you this special report!
For those of you who reside in or around the Chicagoland are, you may have heard our very own Lumpy the Clown on The Kevin Matthews Show (105.9 WCKG) yesterday. Seems as though our little friend Lumpy is covering the Robert Blake Trial out is sunny California. He will be calling in to the show again today (4/22/02) as well. He'll be on anywhere between 11am and 2pm. So TUNE IN! You can also show your support by calling the station and telling them that you want to hear "MORE LUMPY" on the radio!
If you want to find out more about the Kevin Matthews Show you can go right to his website: Kevhead.com

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Lumpy burns a long one and ponders about another life lived not so long ago.

I always knew this to be true. But now Science has finally proven it.

Looks like Drew over at Mindlessconformity was just pulling a prank. We fell for it. Oh how naïve we are. Although it is not hard to believe. I guess that's why it went over so well. Now if it happens to certain other people, then I know it would not be a joke.

Down in the dumps? I know when ever I am feeling down, I go to this site to pick me up. It always seems to put a smile on my face. Well, either that one or this one.

Anyone heard about Porn for a dollar? Full access for a month, for only $1?!?!? Shit, the price is right. Think I'll have me a look see.

Someone sent this site into us a little while back. I am assuming it is a prank on a large scale, but you can never be too sure. You may want to show your parents the site, just to be on the safe side. You don't want anything bad to happen to you, now do you?

It's a little late for a back to school sale, but these items are necessary in anyone's trapper keeper. This chick takes sniffing glue to a whole new level.

Did you hear about this??------>We have got some great new added features to the site! Thanks to our good pal Dr Bizzaro (the Internet king of free porn) We have been able to add some great new porn content! In fact, he gave us so much, we have created it's own page for it! Check out our new Video streams consoles, movies of the week, and the good old reliable porn galleries of the day page we added. You'll also note that we added the "free porn" link to the main nav bar as well. So yo can easily get to the page from there. Thanks Doc!