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Daily Aneurysm--4/12/02
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Can this be true?
Am I dreaming? Someone pinch me. Hey, hey, watch
your hands. The moon must be blue tonight, cuz it
looks like our old friend Elmo Fuddpucker
has submitted some material! Soak it up thirsty
little brains, because it may have to last you a
while. But who knows.
We finally have our 2nd contestant
for the sticker competition. (After only a year
of sending out stickers!?!) It's a close race now.
This one is pretty good. What the fuck are the rest
of you waiting for?
More hatemail
from our old friend SloPPy. I was actually going
to NOT retort this because it was funny enough,
but then I figured..What the hell. It would be that
much funnier. (I know it's been awhile since SloPPys
last email, so in case you've forgotten here
is the first one.)
As hard as I train, as long as I play, I still can't
seem to score higher then 1800 every fucking time.
What is up with the bubbles
and the bees? Can you get a better score?
This one might
Are you down
with the Woo woo? You best be. Get yourself on over
and get down with some "Pop
rock for the clinically depressed".
WARNING! What you are about to view is NOT pleasant.
In fact I will guarantee that, not only will you
have endless nightmares for the rest of your life,
but there's a good chance that you'll spend the
rest of your life in an alyssum. You have been warned.
Step
into the horror.
If I didn't see this with my own eyes, I wouldn't
have even believed it. It reminds me of one of those
play-doh thingies, that you squeeze the play-doh
out of. Yeesh. I'd
hate to see those in a cold room.
How real are all these 3-d games that you like to
play so much? Perhaps you should watch this
little film before you answer that.
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