Yes, I am fully aware that I have not updated the site for 10 days. (or so) So I don't need to hear you bitching and moaning about it. You know I give 110% every time.



In honor of today being 3/3/3 (well, 3/3/03, but still) Elmo sent in a fabulous "piece" to be posted. Read it, retain it, spread it around!

Wow, 2 Redbrain writers on the same day? It must be a special day. 3 is the magic number! Looks like Randy Stainer has been busy thinking as well.

What's in the mailbag this week? Or should I say, who's 1/2 in the bag this week?

A surfer zings old Jimmy Redmond. Speaking of Jimmy, we haven't heard from him in about 6-10 months now. If you or anybody out there knows of his current whereabouts, please let us know.

It's good to see that the mentally unbalanced are alive and well and surfing our site. This email need no reply. What could I possibly say that could be funnier then what was written. (I guess it's hard to type with your toes, when your arms are buckled behind your back.)

Want to know how and when you are going to die? I did. It looks like (unfortunately for you) I'll live to 90, but I'll die of heart disease. Hmmm....thats a mixed blessing. What if my mind goes when I'm 60? That's 30 years of gibberish you have to look forward to.

A friend sent me this....Kreskan's got nothing on this.

Looks like our pals over at Mindless Conformity have a new look, as well as a new top referrer list.

RedBrain comes clean about a bit of his secret past. Or so it would seem.

I can't remember if I turned you all on to this game or not. Very frustrating.

Like naked pussy?

That's it for now, I have to drive to the postoffice and pick up a package.