And just like that, I am back in your life. Let's not point fingers and name names at who's to blame for not updating this, or linking to that. I don't email you, nasty hate filled emails telling you to work on a hobby, do I? But the love I feel from the fans, make it all seem so worth it. Ahh the love.

A tender reflection on Love by the once thought dead, Elmo Fudpucker.

Hot damn! Have you seen the new ass kickin design Dr Bizzaro got going on? Much easier to surf for free porn on now. (He also got the humor section up and running for all you webmasters who want to get in on some traffic.)

This Will Shock You (Or at worst give you a boner and make you feel better about your humdrum life.)

What's up with the William Hung Craze??? I've got to admit, I love his sound. I want to have this dude over to my house and shoot the shit with him. Anyone else realize that this dude's name is Willy Hung? That's some big jocky shorts to fill, you go walking around with a name like that. You better be swinging some pipe.
Either way, America loves this dude. I know I do.

More rantings and Ravings from the one and Only Lord Dead Pool.


I don't know what to make of this tool, but I feel compeled to listen to it about 6 times a day.

I must have gotten my foot stuck in the toilet 12 times this past week. No shit, 12 times. I blame Home match. That and my amazingly large feet.

Looking to stalk a celeb this coming summer? Well, this site offers you a nice way to select the right ones. (Or hell, you can just skip right to the Ann K strip Tennis Game and see if you can score. Give it a try, it's the closest you'll ever come to scoring with her. Then you can go pull one off in the company bathroom, you sick fuck.)



And here I thought Prince Charming had come to sweep me off my feet. No such luck.
If your looking to kill some time, check out this dude's "Animation File". I recomend the "X" ones.

Looking for a Job? Think you got what it takes to do the job right?? Doubtfull, but you can give it a try.

Get ready for SPRINGBREAK 2004! Drinking, Half naked Girls, Drinking, Sun, Drinking, Sex, Drinking, The Beach and best of all, the Drinking. Check out the hot party picture and videos.

When beating off just isn't enough.
When beating off is just to much.
When beating off is just WAY, WAY too much.

Then when your done waxing the dolphin, you can Smack the Penguin (I got a 545.3 Beat that punk.)

Hubdog fires up some Q&A for 'ol Red.'Ol Red's quick wit, fires back.
Think you know Porn? Think you know My Pretty Pony? Well, guess again. This quiz will surely prove that you don't know Jack Shit.

Got milk? Are you sure?

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Sometimes I think I'll die a lonely old man because of such lost love oppurnities for me. Fate why does thou mock me so?

Speaking of Fate mocking someone....StoneCold does some detective work on me.
Then gets a verbal bitch slap. This guy never knows when to quit.

Just what the internet needs is another website. From someone who tries, oh so hard to make it work, only to fall short, get a verbal spanking and sent packing. Good Luck to your further adventures in Life.


Ok, kids. That's all from Ol Uncle Red. Now get your ass back to what ever it is you do the rest of the time your not surfing my site.