Contrary to popular belief, (usually my own) we really do have fans who miss the site when I don't update. Imagine that...
If I had feelings like a real live boy, I would probably shed a tear of joy.
Truth is, I have been so busy at work I don't have time for much updating. The freewheeling, always time to chat, fuckaround all day long Red Brain of yesteryear has weeks and weeks of tedious work to do. Day after day, hour after hour, week after week. Sigh. Now I know how the rest of you saps with real jobs feel like.

Not wanting to stand idly by as the world around him crumbles, Elmo sends in his own views on the impeding War.

Looks like Amputated is back and trying to coax a little info out of 'ol Red. That dame(?) never quits.

The dudes from Cornerstone Digital sent me this clip (and this fancy little button) they have been working on.... Click the button to watch the movie. Funny shit.



Crashinburnin finally snaps and send in a little rant of his own. And then follows it up with a joke to lighten the mood.

Since you crazy kids seem to be so into Porno these days, I added some free e-zines to the porn page, for you to get your virtual hands on. All you need is a valid email address to get them. Don't want to use your own email address? (I don't blame you...) You can sign up for a free one here!

A few short messages from sublime

Anyone remember the Dukes of Hazzard? Now you can relive the memories, mouthful after mouthful.

Short, sweet and pointless.

Long, twisted and....well pointless as well....

When webmasters turn on eachother....

Like seeing chicks with camel toe? Check out these real Camel-toed hotties!

That's all for now, I have to hit the bars and get me some! Usually asking her sign is the best approach. Yee Haw! Hope you get lucky too.