Ok kids, after almost 2 years, we finally got RedBrain.com T-shirts made!
That's right, you can now proudly show the world where you waste time on the net.
Click here to order yours today! All shirts are white, XL, 100% cotton, Fruit of the Looms. None of that Cafe press iron on bullshit. High quality all the way.
Show your support and buy a shirt from us!
Also, reguarding the Drawing contest.....I fucked up and forgot to add the new email to my system. So if you sent in a drawing, I never got it. Please send in another!
I will leave the contest (below) up for the next week. So that will give you all plenty of time to think of something funny and submit it. Sorry about that.

Strippers and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's news:
Robot to care for elderly
Man drank girlfriend's blood: police
The Abortion Clinic: A Good Place To Meet Women
Italy school trip was weedy good
The Mile High Club: Jenn Earns Half a Wing
Resident adviser plans night of porn, discussion
Missing mayor found on brothel drinking spree


*******************REDRAIN.COM CONTEST 1****************
Here is your chance to be funny and win a prize! Go to this site and create the funniest drawing you can. Draw pictures, letters, insults, what ever you want. Free reign.
When your done with your masterpeice, click save and send it to drawings@redbrain.com. Be sure to include your email address in the "leave a note" section if you want a chance to win the shirt. Otherwise I will not know who it's from. Winners will be judged on creativity, humor and what ever else I want to judge them on.
Funniest one will win a...... RED BRAIN T-SHIRT!
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I updated the archive.

Crashnburnin sends in a few more jokes.

Anyone else catch "The Surreal Life"? Damn, the show is worth a laugh just to see Cory Feldman sink lower and lower into manic depression. How many times is that guy going to cry on the show? Also, it's good to see Manny Mo back in the spotlight where he belongs.

I did get some feedback on the guest writer from the other day.

Huh? Is this a joke? Do people really buy this shit?

According to Trace, I am "Da Man"! Read all about my heroic good deeds in yesterdays update at Nethitters..

Ever watch the Jamie Kennedy Xperiment? Here's a funny ass prank from the show.

Ever wonder where the term "Fuck a Carrot" came from?

Love is in the air! I think it might be the big V-Day thats coming up. No, not Vagina day. Valentines day. (Although, if you studz play your cards right, like 'ol Red, it may TURN INTO Vagina Day, if you know what I mean. Perhaps if you bought her something nice.

Have a great weekend. Oops...I meas have a really great weekend.