Well, the drawing contest has been less then stellar. (Less then 10 entry's.) Is it too much to ask, to be creative for all of 2-5 minutes, to win a shirt? Apparently it is. Well, I'll leave the contest up for a week or so and see what happens.

I was going to have another contest, but seeing as how this one was so unproductive, I figured why bother. Thanks for bursting my bubble. Perhaps the site is just turning into old hat and I should just think about closing it down or selling it off to someone who will amuse you at your every whim. It takes a long time to update and if there isn't anything in it for me, then why bother. It's been almost 2 years, so perhaps it is time to call it quits. Focus on my work and fucking with people in the real world. So much to think about.......

Strippers and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's news:
Penn vs. the Playboy
'Wild' girls can't face punishment from 'U'
Humans taste good to all lions
Zoo sex tours becoming popular Valentine date
Mice Bit My Penis As I Was Tortured - Witness
Nearly naked chefs do everything Martha wouldn't on new TV show
Iran Cracksdown On Valentine's Day


*******************REDRAIN.COM CONTEST 1****************
Here is your chance to be funny and win a prize! Go to this site and create the funniest drawing you can. Draw pictures, letters, insults, what ever you want. Free reign.
When your done with your masterpiece, click save and send it to drawings@redbrain.com. Be sure to include your email address in the "leave a note" section if you want a chance to win the shirt. Otherwise I will not know who it's from. Winners will be judged on creativity, humor and what ever else I want to judge them on.
Funniest one will win a...... RED BRAIN T-SHIRT!
********************REDRAIN.COM CONTEST 1****************

Looks like the Redbrain writers are all coming home to roost! Not only did Randy Stainer send me one of his bar-room napkin writings, he also took the liberty to call me while I was hanging out in the bar of a hotel , half in the bag, to tell me a joke about a tiger, a woman and frosted flakes. I was too drunk to remember the joke, but I do remember laughing.

I put up a new Caption Contest for you.

The email has been flooding in lately. Here are just a taste of what I get in the mail everyday... Email - Email - Email - Email - Email

If this conversation doesn't exhaust you mentally, I don't know what will....

Got a fib that you just want to get off your chest? Stop on over at Stupidstuff and post it up for all to see. 'Ol Red posted one of his own. While you're there, use the Excuse-a-tron to blow off work today.

Crashnburnin sends in a few more jokes.

This image was accompanied by an email with just 3 words... "I was trippin". (Although it could have easily said "I need help", "Where's my Therapist?", "Full frontal lobotomy" or "RedBrain Staff Application?" )

Mental Ernie stops by for a quick chat and a favor of a PLUG. I took it it the wrong way and the hilarity ensued. (He's lucky, being so close to Valentines Day, I may have took it another way.) Oh, and wolfy wanted one too.

Hole-e-cow. How did these guys jump to the top of the referrer list?

Another contest winner who just isn't happy wining a prize. So ungraceful are the masses.

Or guest writer nicholas is back with another story to entertain (or disturb) you.

A brief back and forth with an unwitting soul.

Love is in the air! I think it might be the big V-Day. No, not Vagina day. Valentines day. (Although, if you studz play your cards right, like 'ol Red, it may TURN INTO Vagina Day, if you know what I mean. Perhaps if you bought her something nice.

Happy Valentines day. I hope you get a Heart on. If not, get yourself one of these to keep you company!