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Daily Aneurysm
--12/6/02
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Another
weekend is upon us. What will you be doing? XXX-mas
shopping? Going out to the bars
to pick
up women? Getting wasted?
Sitting at home, alone, wallowing in your self pity.
Wondering how your shallow and antisocial behaviors
have put you in such a desolate state of being?
Wondering how in the world you'll ever meet any
women who would put up with your worthless
self? Wondering if all the drugs you do are
really fucking up your eggshell mind like researchers
say they do? Wondering if your school, your parents
or the police will ever find out that it's you supplying
the school with said, illegal substances? Wondering
how and why all
your friends would turn against you after you
tried to fuck them all over with a guy who owns
a website, only to have it come back and bite you
on your ass?
Well, chin up... the weekend is only 2 days long.
There is always next week to fuck up, and I'm sure
you'll do a great
job on that. Just remember, your
special, just like everyone else.
I got a new caption
contest up for you. As well as last
weeks contest
and winners.
At the time of me writing this, there is only 554
days, 14 hours, 19 minutes and 10 seconds left.........Until
the Olsen
Twins are legal. Then you'll finally get your
shot.
Trying to lose weight? Here are a few sexual
activities and how many calories that they burn.
I don't remember any of this, but judging by
the picture, I don't think I would want to.
I've seen some crazy ass shit in my day. What will
you crazy Asians think
of next? What possess people to think of, produce,
market, sell or BUY this shit? I really don't understand
it. I would love to see an Asian land fill.
Nothing like see some hairy
guy in a nice silk nightie.
The Etwos
are back!
Crashnburnin sends in a
joke.
G'Money sends one is as
well.
Want to see some Golden
Books that never made it to press?
Mental Ernie has been kickin
ass and takin names lately.
Happy B-Day M@
Globalapathy?
This site always perks
me up when I'm down. As does my sweet,
sweet Alex. Mmmmmm
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