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Daily Aneurysm
--12/24/02
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Merry
X-Mas! Welcome to our super special X-mas update.
It's almost like our version of an X-mas office
party, except without the food, booze
and your
fellow employees. SO I guess you might say it's
more like sitting at home (or at work in most cases)
by yourself, at your computer, doing nothing.
After today's update I will be taking a break for
a bit.
Strippers
and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's
news:
December is prime time for teens to lose virginity,
study finds
Sex strike to halt war
Eve: I'm being blackmailed with porn photo
Eve: I'm being blackmailed with porn photo
Israeli police save Arab porn actors
Venom flies on Web site for youngsters
The new Christmas
Caption Contest is up.
(If all you little fucking bitch-ass kids don't
stop all that bullshit, I am going to discontinue
the caption contest. No one wants to read your unfunny
4th grade cut downs and arguments. If you want to
do that, register for the Forum and do it in there,
where the rest of us don't have to deal with it.
In
fact, I made your own little category for you.
NOW CUT IT THE FUCK OUT!)
Looks like one of my old teachers from high school
stopped by the site to commend
me on a job well done.
Are you a real
man? The guys
from Stupidstuff want you to take this
test to find out.
Fanmail makes it all seem
worth while. Especially from a chick. A secretary
chick. A smokin hot secretary chick who takes dicktation.
Indeed...
Crashnburnin sends in another joke
for you. And another.
And yet another
Sounds like the x-mas season is getting
to some people. If any of you have any suggestions
for Brent, please keep them to yourself.
A few of Santa's hot
little helpers grace the top of funky shit.
Speaking of the x-mas
season and desperation.
This guy sounds like he's at
the end of a short rope as well.
An x-mas joke.
Did I really call that a joke?
I think I just popped an
x-mas boner. Are these pictures of Christina
real or fake?
Nothing like a hot little tight bod in some wet
panties to warm you up on a cold winters day.
A few abstract
conversations
with a hot
young chippy.
It's too bad everyone can't stay connected. Half
the people who IM me, never
get a response in a timely manor.
Nothing like a little fan
mail to put me in the X-mas
spirit. Speaking of WTF...WTF?
Well, that's it kids. Have a safe and happy
X-mas. Hope you all have been good this year so
Santa puts something
good under your X-mas
tree.
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