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Daily Aneurysm
--12/13/02
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Well,
it's been a while since we heard from him....But
SLAPPY is back with some facts
I know you can't live without. This guy disappears
without a trace for weeks, even months at a time
and BAM he's back with some life saving facts that
make it all seem worth while.
Strippers
and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's
news:
Police Scan Internet Sex Cannibal's Home Movies
New Documentary Gets To The Bottom Of Farts
Talking President Bush Doll a Huge Hit
Showtime to premier Seymore Butts show
Porn queen doesn't exactly bare all
Mom Sues Wal-Mart Over Daughter's Nude Photos
LATE ADDITION ADD ON PLUG ----->>SITE
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Uh oh.....Looks like someone is having a temper
tantrum. (Or is it a hissy-fit? I really can't
tell the deference with these kids anymore.) I think
I struck a nerve with those "Mommy"
pictures. Did I hit to close to home? Your not still
suckling as mummy's teet are you? Uh oh...this may
be worse then I thought.
I see many years on the Therapist couch in your
future.
Do a lot of you surf sites your not supposed to?
Adult
sites? At work or at home where you might get
caught? Shame, shame on you!
Well, take a gander at the EXTREME
PANIC BUTTON! Check out what this thig does...
-Hides all browser windows with the press of a button!
-Monitors your system while you surf the web and
prevents visitors from seeing what you are doing!
-In a matter of milliseconds hide all windows!
-Open a decoy website so that you don't look suspicious
with a blank screen!
-Visit any website, any time without fear of your
privacy being intruded on!
-Have piece of mind, even when checking your E-mail
at work!
-Enjoy freedom anywhere
You can even download the free trial. Check it out,
pretty cool shit
Anyone remember Captain
Kangaroo?
Plug-->
Funkyshit . Thanx for the great banner at the
top of the site. (Although I am the one who made
it.)
Ahh the X-mas spirit is starting
to shine around here. Don't you just love this
time of year?
Can you say Fernanda
Martinelli? (right hand side, top model) Holy
smokes. I think I need to go change
my drawers. That is one fucking hot chick.
See if you can spot
your neighbor. No? Well, you might just see
a relative. Either way, you'll have fun trying.
I am a "Respected Brother", of the Blue
Bar Code. Oh la la. Always nice to have a little
respect for once.
Biff has some new porn
movies up, and a new look to the site as well.
Have YOU reached
Nirvana?
Here's a great
gift idea for that boyfriend or husband. Make
a bid, it's well worth the money, and he'll thank
you for weeks to cum.
That's it for me. I have to rest up for all the
parties this weekend.
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