I would like to prefascist these conversations with a few facts:
1) I do not go to school with any of these people. (In fact I do not go to school at all.)
2) As everyone who visits the site knows, I live in Chicago.
3) I have no idea who these teenie boppers are or how they got my screen name. (Not from the site, because it is obvious they have never been here.)
4) My name is not now, has never been and never will be Wes or Shaine.
5) I have no fucking idea what a "Raider Commander" is.

It may be a little hard to follow. Chick 1IMed me, then a few minutes later Chick 2 and then a few minutes later Chick 3. So I was holding 3 conversations at one time, using things one would say, to play against another. It was quite fun for 15 minutes or so. (Try to keep up)

Chick 1 - Chick 2 - Chick 3
(After the conversation was over, I got this. I assume from another one of their friends. Oh how you teen girls like to band together and gang up on people)

Now I would like to conclude this with a few facts:
1) Sounds like Wes will have a little explaining to do today at school. He may even get his ass kicked from Kimbal for talking shit. (When will that Wes learn?)
2) Fucking Jessica has a few skeletons in her closet that may start coming out.
3) This will not be the last we hear from these chicks. Stay tuned...

As a matter of fact I had this little conversation (With Chick 3) before I could even post all this up on the site. As you can read in this last conversation, I will be sending her the URL to the site so she can read it all for herself. It would almost be worth it to not revele the secret and to play along with them day after day. Causing problems and spreading secrets all throughout SMA and Riverview.
I felt as though I was back in highschool. Or dare I say...Junior High.
But alass 'Ol Red must do what 'Ol Red must do.
Ahh to see the look on their faces.....priceless.

Anyway.......
I updated the old Aneurysms in the Archive.

Same shit, different day.


Camel Toe.....THE MOVIE?!?! Could it be true? Sweet, sweet toe...I love you so.

TheURL of the site be too damn long, but it seems to be high quality if you're looking for porn.

Deadbrain? Interesting....

Crashinburn sent us a link to a little movie.