Well, well, well....look what the cat dragged in. That's right it's me! It's been a while and despite the hate mail I get, I'm back with an update vengeance. Where the fuck have I been, you ask? Do you really care? I mean really now. Well, to tell you the truth, I've been right here all along. Watching the dust settled on my html pages. Watching my "RedBrain Supercool Bookmarks" add up. Watching message after message hit my screen. Participating in a few medical studies to better the human race.

I got a copy of the Paris Hilton video. It was mediocre at best. I was expecting that hottie to be riding cock and squeeling like a stuck pig. Instead he is more interested in watching the TV playing back the fuck session. I did hear about another tape where in she gets it on lezzie style. Now THAT is a movie I want to get my hands on. If you have a copy, please feel free to email me with it!

Got a new Caption Contest up for all you people bitchin about there.

What some actors won't do to break into showbiz. I'd personally rather be an extra in Full House, but that's just me. Speaking of Full House, it's almost time. It's ironic, because I heard that they have been viewing a website that tracks the countdown till MY 18th birthday as well. Those lucky little pixies are gonna get some Red-lovin all too soon.

Another Punk who thinks he's witty steps up. (Dim-witty, at best.) Back to the "hood" with you little girl.

How about an orgy with all the models from Leather and Lace. (Or if these are more your style.)

Why are we here?

The SMA/Riverview saga that just won't die. The head kook is still sending strangers over to gather info on old Red. When will he learn? His attempts are as transparent as wet, mesh panties.

Ahh, you crazy kids over at Albino Black Sheep..... Type "French military victories" into Google and click on the first link.

What could be more satisfying then sending someone a pint through an email? Ummm...I guess the answer is sending anything else through an email. They are equally unsatisifying.

Finally some software that wont fuck up my computer.

Get smart, stupid....

What do Scott Baio's anus, condom's full of crack and cryogenics have in common? Why, this conversation no less.

Speaking of Lord Dead Pool. I mean speaking TO Lord Dead Pool.

Think you have the eye for hotties? Afraid they are under the legal age? Take this quiz to see how good you really are. (When your done save us all some trouble and report yourself to the local authorities.)

Red tries to hook Stonecold up with a job. Some people just never want to work.
And some people never learn. (Stone cold does both.)

I'm not sure why so many porn sites want to link to me. But they do.

I think Michael Jackson's new Mugshot Photo should be added to this site.

I think one good idea of mine, might change the entire fast food industry!

More good ideas from the brainstorming duo.

Ahh the life of a pillow.

You crazy kids and your optical illusions.

If only it were legal, things would be much different

Davo sent us some tender memories of a once past Spring.

Sad, you ask...nope. It's much more then that.

Here is something that someone sent me, probably around Halloween. Oh well, better late then never, right?


Well that it for now. I must get back to work and you must get back to what ever the fuck you were just doing.