Randy Stainer checks in with a breaking News Story from LA.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! What you are about to see is probably the most disgusting thing you'll see for the rest of your life. You will NEVER get this image out of your mind. You have been warned. CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Looks like the little bitchmasterjay had a little hissy fit after we posted the conversation of him and his hose-beast girlfriend. Awwwww poor baby. Maybe after school you can ride your bike over to my house and call me dirty words. Or you can just humor us all with another stellar conversation.

I got some feedback from that fucked up link I posted the other day. When I did it, I had no problems. I guess surfing sites like these are probably not the best idea when your at work. The link is hardly malicious. You may have just THOUGHT it fucked up your shit. Worst case scenario is that you ran out of RAM and had to reboot. Or you flipped out and rebooted before it was over. (About a minute or so.) I told you it was fucked up. Click at your own risk.

Another conversation with a 6th grader. It's remnant of an Abbot and Costello routine. I love these conversations. Not only did this fool IM me, I have no idea who the fuck Vanessa is. But apparently that dirty whore is giving out my screen name to people. Oh if I could just get her over my knee. (Something tells me it's the same dirty whore from the conversation the other day.)

Ask a silly question, get a silly answer

1215?

Talk about doing double duty

My Spidey Senses are tingling!

Looks like that little bitch from last week, likes to go around and warn other webmasters. (I guess that's a burn for an 11 year old) Here is a convo with Trace (From Nethitters)

A kinder, gentler and sexually changes kWaZiMoTtO41 is back.

I think I may have crossed the line this time. Could I really loose the site? I hope not.

Kudos to the boys over at 2400 for helping me divert so many sales people who call my house. Night after night, they call me only to find themselves have conversations with the likes of: Chris Farley, Hannibal, Corky St. Clair, Tom Cruise or Norman Bates. I wish I could record them and play them on the site.

Have a nice weekend. I hope all you studs out there are gonna get some bush and some fat cock for all you fine ladies.