Do my eyes deceive me? Not only did we get a new story (I hope you have an hour to kill) from Unkle Slappy, but also get a rare peek at the real Unkle Slappy Nuttz in the RedBrain Yearbook!

If you'd like to get into the year book too, just email a picture to me, or IM it to me.

Holy smokes!

Would you have gone? Come on now, really? I envision me hog tied on a bed at a Motel6 with Zeek and the Gimp taking turn deflowering my virgin ass. (Plus I was saving that for Lumpy on my 21st B-Day.)

MindOrgy needs your help!

This was the first time I ever talked to a pocky girl..

The rise and fall of my idol-dom. Oh well. Top of the world for a second MA!

I'm not sure where this conversation was going, but I know where it ended.

Cuz everone likes to have some power! (Inside joke. Believe me, you won't get it.)

A few new sites added to the database: Attu sees all, Narcoticz, OnlyAdultsTGP

The Guys from Stupidstuff.org say they have a better joke then our very own G'Money. (I think they may be right.)

Does Dr Bizzaro know about this?

My favorite line is..."Don't reuse". REUSE? Is this a big enough problem to warrant a statement like that? If so, I think more of you should be practicing abstinence. (look it up kids.)

Did you see our "Site of the Second". How about now? How about now? How about now? This could go on all day. Get the point?