Man, 'ol Red has been feeling like shit lately. And not just the feeling like shit you get when every one of your bets on Superbowl Sunday fall through. (Even the straight up, no spread bet with Zack from Porngasm. Hell, I was thinking about giving him 3 1/2 points.) And not just the feeling like shit, you get cuz winter is seeming to last for ever and your sick and tired of freezing your balls off. And not even the feeling like shit you get when you work for 12 hours a day and then have to worry about updating a website. I'm talking about the feeling like shit, feeling like shit. I just got over the fucking flu about a week and 1/2 ago, and now I get a nasty cold. When will it end?

Strippers and porn news and terror...OH MY! --Today's news:
Shock Rapper Instructs On `Dead Body Disposal'
Bump-And-Grind Face-Off
Fred is dead: Says Britney
Internet Prank Terrorizes Heartland Family
Allegedly drunk Tara Reid booted from flight
'Dead' man asks for a drink
Demi finds toyboy at 40

Our boy B.L.A.Z.E. over at Full Circle Cinema has a new movie review up. And it's 4 Slicer! "Kiss of the Tarantula"! Don't miss this cinematic masterpiece! B.L.A.Z.E. didn't, nor should you.

I got a new Caption Contest up. As well as the archived contests and the winner of last weeks contest. (Now that all the petty fighting has come to a halt)
After almost 2 years and about 10 people trying to fix it....my boy Fred finally fixed the Caption contest script! Now we have no more of the annoying slashes when you put a " or a '. Thanx a ton Fred.. Check out his site for: Are you cool test or the Survey of death!

More fan mail to make a boy feel special. (And not the kind of special like waiting for the short bus.)

Who ever the horny bastard is who keeps sending me this same email, can you please STOP! First of all, you are using a form that does NOT give me a reply-to email address. The form clearly states, "Include your email address if you want a reply". (and singing different names at the bottom won't help either.)
Second of all, I have no fucking cluse as to why your shit don't work.
What do I look like like? RealPlayer Tech Help?
Consider yourself advised.

Damn, I'm like freekin Kreskan.....what did I tell you last week? Not to be out done by the likes of G'Money and Crashnburnin, like clock work, the boys from Stupidstuff sent in a few jokes.. (Although Crashnburnin has to take the prise for quantity. He is our #1 submitter of jokes. We get a bunch every week. Here's another. Thanx bro.)

I'd like to welcome the boys over at College Humor, to our linking family.

Finally a site you can sink your teeth into.....On second thought, you'd better not.

Wow, JFK rose from the dead and sent me an email. Or perhaps it was just the webmaster from F.U.B.A.R. Either way, it was a nice gesture.

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