sun bronzed girl : Mmm.
Redbrain69 : Mmmm what?
Redbrain69 : Campbells soup?
Redbrain69 : I hear it's Mmm Mmm good
sun bronzed girl : Oh, mmm hmm. Slow roasted beef with mushrooms.
sun bronzed girl : I am finished.
sun bronzed girl : You may now have my full attention.
sun bronzed girl : What is it you wanted?
Redbrain69 : Did I want something?
sun bronzed girl : Doesn't everyone.
Redbrain69 : Let me rephrase..
Redbrain69 : Did I say I wanted something?
sun bronzed girl : Oh, not in so many words.
sun bronzed girl : But in my experience, 99 times out of 100 people want carnal knowledge of my body.
Redbrain69 : Well, since you IMed me.....how could that be, in my case.
sun bronzed girl : Oh, darling. Do not deny that you sit there on your computer hourly, daily, incessantly even, staring at my lone screen name on your buddy list as you drool, wishing that I would talk to you.
Redbrain69 : But I am afraid you are not even on my buddy list..
sun bronzed girl : And the denial continues...
Redbrain69 : In your case
Redbrain69 : Sadly
sun bronzed girl : Please, sweet pea, rethink your hostility.
sun bronzed girl : It does not become you.
sun bronzed girl : Not that anything does...
Redbrain69 : Hostility?
sun bronzed girl : But hostility least of all.
Redbrain69 : That was hardly hostile
Redbrain69 : You have quite a ways to go in upsetting me..
sun bronzed girl : Why do you argue so?
Redbrain69 : I didn't realize I was...
sun bronzed girl : No matter, back to my original thread.
sun bronzed girl : Have you ever had grilled chicken with vegetables and pasta?
Redbrain69 : I'm sure i have at some point
sun bronzed girl : Or, old fashioned vegetable beef?
sun bronzed girl : Oh no, you haven't then.
sun bronzed girl : It is something one would never forget.
sun bronzed girl : I am now eating pudding.
Redbrain69 : Yes, that does sound like quite a memorable event in ones life.
sun bronzed girl : My my my, the things I do for you, dear heart.
sun bronzed girl : But you would like there to be more of me for you to touch, yes?
sun bronzed girl : Yes.
sun bronzed girl : In that case, I will have another.
Redbrain69 : You sound like you have a large ego..
Redbrain69 : "It does not become you."
Redbrain69 : "Not that anything does..."
sun bronzed girl : I also have a very large bank account.
sun bronzed girl : I mean, truly, inheriting 80 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...
Redbrain69 : And I am supposed to be impressed?
sun bronzed girl : Notice the cryptic DOT DOT DOT's.
sun bronzed girl : I am trying to pick you up, darling.
Redbrain69 : How cryptic.
Redbrain69 : You are? How flattering.
sun bronzed girl : Isn't it though.
sun bronzed girl : I would have your picture now.
Redbrain69 : My picture? I doubt that.
Redbrain69 : Well, unfortunatly for you I am un-pick-up-able.
sun bronzed girl : Is that so?
sun bronzed girl : I am better than her, anyhow.
sun bronzed girl : Or him.
Redbrain69 : Who her? Him?
sun bronzed girl : There must be a her or him.
sun bronzed girl : There must.
Redbrain69 : Because I don't allow myself to be "picked up" on-line?
sun bronzed girl : Doesn't that suck ass.
sun bronzed girl : I suppose I'll just have to settle for SmarterChild.
Redbrain69 : I suppose you'll have to... settle that is. Who ever he or she is.
sun bronzed girl : What am I thinking, settle? There is no difference, there.
Redbrain69 : Online everyone is the same...
sun bronzed girl : Except for me.
sun bronzed girl : I am ultimately and inherently better.
Redbrain69 : Oh, right. I forgot...everyone but you..
Redbrain69 : The millionaire.
Redbrain69 : Looking for relationships online
Redbrain69 : Silly me.
sun bronzed girl : Don't forget that I am also gorgeous, silly you.
Redbrain69 : How could I forget that. You told me a few times.
sun bronzed girl : Ah, this is tiring.
Redbrain69 : Don't I know it..
sun bronzed girl : =)
sun bronzed girl : Goodbye, duck. I will miss you.
Redbrain69 : I can imagine.