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Santa Un-Cut! Literally.
Name: RedBrain
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Tommy was sorry he had asked to see Santa's sack
Name: Big Dog / cowboy826@msn.com
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Christmas Special Cover Story: The fat, naked and ugly truth
about Santa.
Name: X-Efficiency tachyon4444@yahoo.com
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Now all Santa needs are some ho ho hoes!
Name: apocalyptic_girl@hotmail.com
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No seriously grampa it was funny for about an hour but now
its just disturbing
Name: Unkle Slappy Nuttz
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After all the console games santa went broke and was left
with what nature gave him
Name: lollife@yahoo.com
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Santa seemed so cheerful after emptying his sack on an elves
face.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Little Jimmy spent years in psychotherapy after receiving
his X-Ray glasses from Santa.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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The new North Pole brand Pepperment Butt Plug has received
rave reviews from Santa.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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This picture proves that Santa owns a Porsche.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Aunt Gertruds new animated yard ornament was not well received
by the neighbors.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Just pull the string hanging out of Trailer Park Santas ass
to see him wave and smile. Festive codpiece available for
a small fee.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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I'm a Ho you know I'm a ho how do you know because I told
you so..
Name: crashnburnin
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What the fuck are you laughin at Santa the joke is under that
belly of yours
Name: crashnburnin
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shoot red I wish you didn't erase all the previous captions
I can't remember all the ones I posted before.
Name: crashnburnin
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here you see Santa showing all the bad boys and girls what
they will be recieving for Christmas this year
Name: crashnburnin
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Santa has to rub his nub on Ruldolphs nose to get it to glow
Name: crashnburnin
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sing a long:: Fuzzy Balls, Fuzzy BallsI can't look down and
see my fuzzy ballz, are they there ,still a pair oh how I
love my fuzzy ballz.
Name: crashnburnin
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say bitch get your ass over here its time to shave my back
neck and balls again. and this time I don't want no fucking
stubble
Name: crashnburnin
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Santa needs to bleach the piss stains out of his beard this
year kinda holding the yellow stain a bit wouldnt you say?
Name: crashnburnin
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Oh thats it I've gone and contracted the dreaded Dickie Doo.
My belly sticks out further then my dickie do.
Name: tranquil419@hotmail.com
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Merry Scrownads and happy New Year, I guess it "Depends?!"
Name: Jennafer30@hotmail.com
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Come here sonny, come sit on santa's lap, and tell me what
you want for christmas.
Name: Psilocybe/Mosseyj236@aol.com
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Do you remember when GG Allin dressed up as Santa?
Name: fhenn@jam.rr.com
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Down on his luck, Santa sends greetings from the Mission.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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After a failed attempt at being a porn star, Santa decides
to pursue his other career choice.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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buy some of unkleslappynutz used vibrators, now at www.vibrators-R-Us-dont-stop-yes-dont-stop-yes-yes-yes-imgay-yes-yes.com.co.uk.ca.gov.mil.net.tk.us.clownpenis.fart.jp
Name: gumandnuts
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After years of living life with an incredibly small doinger,
Santa is thrilled with the added length and girth from his
penis enhancement. When asked why he is so happy because it
still looks kinda small he replied the he is thrilled that
he no longer has to stick his finger up his ass to take a
pee!
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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As the Malls of America continue to take serious budget cuts
this Christmas, they desided to save a bit of money buy cutting
out the Santa costume from the Santa inventory, and adding
a new slogan: With a Hat and Smile...
Name: ikrayman@mail.com
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Tired of hearing kids say that they don't believe in him,
Santa payed his house visits this holiday season with a new
outfit.
Name: ikrayman@mail.com
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Having left the priesthood Father O Brien continues his work
with the children.
Name: mockmonkey
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No Coal This Year!
Name: HaveUbeenbadthisyear
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At court the elves handed the jury this image as proof santa
was trying to rape them all.
Name: Thiis_is_a_Cry_for_hellp666@hotmail.com
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The new Army of Salvation bell ringers uniform
Name: arlo69@hotmail.com
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When little Jonny asked for an elephant on christmas morning
this was not what he had in mind
Name: arlo69@hotmail.com
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OH! CRAP!!!! wrong chimney!
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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After seeing Santa in this condition, certain youngsters developed
excessively annoying personality traits. These traits include
name calling, drooling, leg humping, and whining like little
bitches because they cant follow the rules.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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This is what the reindeers saw before the lights went out.
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Dear Santa. Please bring me a new brain so I can wash out
the images in the one I have.
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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All we need now are some reins Fat Boy!
Name: Arlo69@hotmail
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Wow Santa, I can see why you wear a size 6 shoe now.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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With coupious amounts of alcohol in everyone, the RedBrain
X-mas party takes a terrible turn for the worse.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Hi everybody, you were out of toilet paper so I wiped my soiled
o-ring on this quilt.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Good thing I got a boner, otherwise you would have to take
my word that I HAVE a penis.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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After accidently masterbating with vanishing cream, Santa
watched his manhood shrivel up to almost nothing. The shrink
wrap condoms didn't help either.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Santa left me this pic of himself under my tree. I think he'd
make better use of a gift cert for a body was, rather than
more cookies next year!!
Name: ivanna_suckia@hotmail.com
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Hey Kid!! want to learn how to play the old skin flute?
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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after the stock market what is left?
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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North pole famunda cheese with a hint of deer rennet!
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Hi Ma!
Name: Arlo69@hotmail
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Merry christmas from the crew of the space shuttle
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Twas the night before christmas and all threw the land Santas
fore skin was wrinkled and so has his hand. The stockings
were hung on his balls by a dare in hope the elves and K J
soon would be there. I in my laytex and ma with her gag, had
dressed up the dog in summer time drag.When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter I emptied my Mac into his fat sack!
Good nite Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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This is the prize for caption contest? A fat naked SANTA????
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Whoe, what did I eat that smells like that?
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Teacher, I have to go pee
Name: RAFendley@aol.com
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Headline: Santa gets too attached to little boy at christmas!
Name: Matty G
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HO! HO!....WHOA!
Name: KID CHAOS
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The scientists were right! Santa's clothes did burn up!
Name: KID CHAOS
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Isnt it customary to sit on your knee?
Name: KID CHAOS
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Santa, why is my candycane vibrating?
Name: KID CHAOS
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Father Dominique had a brillant thought: if he at least had
the santa hat, he may get more little boys sitting on his
lap.
Name: sakita
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santa only comes once a year and he was looking forward to
his annual dose of viagra!
Name: phil
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When Scabs the clown decided to take the job as Santa. Mr
wiggles asked for a part also.
Name: arlo69@hotmail.com
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The Prophylactic Poster Child
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Nothing makes Santa happier than sodomizing gumandnuts repeatedly.
Name: Big Brother
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The New inflatable Sex Santa has a self lubrcating hand, a
penis that make yours look huge, two wanten orfices, and vibrating
gums. Order early and get a free candy cane hemmoroid popper.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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What would you like for christmas little johnny? --- my mommy
and daddy died, and I really miss them bad!---- Thats terrible
little johnny, what can santa do to make you feel better?----
Can you bring them back just for a moment so I can tell them
I love them! ---- Well Johnny, your parents are never really
gone, they are with you always, looking down on you and watching
out for you, they still love you very much and always will!
Can't you feel their love with you now? Cant you feel them
with you, protecting and guiding you? ---- Yes I can santa!
They were never gone at all! I can feel them, MUM DAD, I LOVE
YOU! Thankyou santa for helping me find my parents again...
I dont want a present now, because I just found one I always
had!.... Bye santa!----- Wait little johnny, come back a second...
I'm glad I helped you find your parents and their love for
you, but there is one more thing I can do for you---- what
is it santa? ---- I can help you see your parents too! ----
You can?!?!?---- Yes I can, but it has to be our little secret,
because if anyone found out... Everyone would want -Santas
salty happy juice-!!!
Name: KID CHAOS- The dark- oh so very dark
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Tired of being call Horse, Big Man, Long John, and a host
of other name refering to his massive manhood, Santa gathers
the courage to go through with his penis reduction operation.
Proud to show off his new downsized weenie, Santa can now
hold his head high knowing that he is no longer expected to
be a man slut.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Buy the new and exciting anatomically correct scratch and
sniff Santa. Scratch his beard to smell cigarettes, scratch
his armpits for B. O, and scratch his naught bits to get a
nose full of a six year old's colon. Flame throwing rectum
not recommended for children under 39 years old.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Santa must be suffering from delusions of grandeur... He reckons
that eight reindeer are just enough to pull him and his sack.
Name: KID CHAOS
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Man I had the funniest dream last night. I dreamed I went
to work with no clothes on.......uh oh.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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After the gang of Scobby-do broke up, Shaggy just didnt pull
it together. Next week, Josie and the Pussy cats liposuction
that went wrong
Name: Arlo69@hotmail.com
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Forced perspective: The penis is normal. The huge testicals
and gut make it appear to be small.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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Merry Christmas from the nudist colony.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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After an incredibly wet fart, Santa waits patiantly in the
laundrymat for his clothes to finish drying.
Name: Meatmonkey Von Trouserweasel
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As Mrs. Clause always pointed out, Santas belly wasn't the
only thing that shook like jelly.
Name: Flogster
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