I just ate some pudding
Once upon a time there was a mighty kingdom called
Poo
Poo Land. And in this kingdom all of the men were
afflicted with a strange curse that made them want
to
eat mass quantities of Jack in the Box burgers.
And
the end result was always a nap soon after the
feeding. With dreams of little bunny rabbits with
big
nasty teeth! So awaking out of the nightmare the
men
decided to show each other there big nipples! Yes,
big
nipples which had great power simmilar to wonders
of
flatulence on command. And the ever popular belching
of the alphabet. And it has been proven that in
the
wild many females find this quite impressive -
especially if done in cantoneese. When this is done
properly it causes the women to uncontrollably chew
on
bamboo sticks. Which can be bad because many bamboo
sticks contain industrial strength levels of
testosterone. And this causes women to gain common
sence. These things in turn led to the obvious
changing of the consept of instruction manuals.
As
they were never needed again.
I'm not wearing any socks.
BoozeMonkey
(aka Clayton)
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