People try to tell me to go to college, but I don't even know what that word means. What does it mean, the word college????? Probably too retarded for it anyway, whatever it is. Well right now I'm out of the Army after a short three month stay at basic training. I got out of the stupid communist manifesto called the military because the drills thought I was a moron. They sent me to a military shrink and I passed the general reasoning test but then they thought I was a danger in combat, so they kicked me out. All the drills would tell me, hey Private Godbold are you stupid? And I would say, "Yes drill sergeant." And they would always laugh at me, I don't know why? I became friends with one of the drill sergeants, because he liked me being stupid. Not meaning I was really stupid, I was book smart, I just didn't have any common sense. I didn't know how to push a magazine into an M16 and the drills had to throw the grenade for me during qualification. I couldn't even figure out the radio thing, they had to do that for me too, send messages as if it were me sending them. Also didn't get to eat chow one day because I failed to shave myself properly. They told me to come back after I was shaven, so I cut myself very badly with a razor trying to hurry and get done, and I come into the dining facility with bloody lips. I didn't get to eat that morning. Also the damn drills threw me into the showers because I hadn't taken a bath in four days of training. Well at least I served for my country, well tried to.

Now I'm working a lousy job here at a hardware store, and the manager think I'm pretty retarded. I tell my parents that the management there won't put me on full time so I don't have to work so many hours. They buy my lie, and I get to sit at this computer longer to tell my tales of my sorry life. I don't have any friends, all of them left with the Army, but recluse is the way to be man!!! Very spiritual. Well goodbye here from loser ville, hope you guys get a life. I know won't. Probably go back in the Army after the six month thing. I can't wait to be drafted. Send me to Vietnam, I don't mind. Thats where all the retards go, don't they?