Hey boy's (and girls for all of you who didn't listen when mommy said not to run with scissors). How goes it this fine day? I know I've been missing in action for a while and haven't sent in any of my pointless bullshit for quite some time. And while most of you probably were very happy not to have to hear from me again, I'm sorry to say I'm back. First the advice thing, damn that was easy. Didn't work but easy none the less girls still piss me off! Second, what the hell is wrong with Internet porn as of late? I know I've been surfing for a long, long time (I still remember the days before you had to click to prove you were 18, let alone pay *sigh) but with the booming world and the perfect economy why is it that I have a hard time finding a set of pics with a girl I haven't seen? I mean for god's sake I'm not that much of a pervert. I've leveled out my masturbation habits to less than 20 times a day and I want to see something new. Not only new but different, and fun. What happened to the days where you could log on click a random link at your favored TGP (Doc B's!) and not find pictures of a old woman pretending to be a succulent young teen. Not just any old woman, the same old woman who couldn't pass as a succulent young teen 10 years ago. I want to see girls I would fuck. This shouldn't be so hard. I'll fuck pretty much anything that moves (and a few things that don't) but shit on me if these so called "porn kings" can't seem to comply. I don't blame the free sites, they link what they get, but I've seen quite a few of the pay sites out there and believe me you're better off sticking with the bra ads in the Sunday paper. I want reasonable shit. Not even good shit, but I swear on Nintendo, that if I go to one more set of "cheerleader" pics, and find a nasty, dried up, old bitch, with her tit's hanging to the ground and a large lump where all of her track marks have become one, I'm going to go fucking postal. Start sniping children and my neighbors. Get in my car, well steal a car and drive to the nearest play ground, rev the engine a few times, put her in overdrive and start yelling really fucking loud. And not nice things either. Mean stuff about people's moms and dogs and shit. Good god I need caffeine.

As always,
Mikey (lack of agenda@aol.com)