I really think that giving me a kick ass link would be beneficial to us both. I get some phat hits, and you get the satisfaction of knowing you helped a retard out.

I've already got you linked on my main page and obviously won't take you down if you don't link me, because I don't pay those games. If you do link me in your main section, I'll do a raindance in your honour.

I know the old boys routine about how you can only link top referrers to be fair, but surely you can make an exception for me. Don't worry about what the other sites say, we can just lie and say I am a top referrer. I love it when a plan comes together.

So you're probably thinking either, "How long till the mpeg 30 second porn clip downloads?" Or, "This guy has some balls and is upfront but can back it up."

My reply is that clip should be about done by the time you've linked me, and yes, I sure do have balls, even if I haven't had an erection since the Spice Girls movie.

In all seriousness, you've probably already dismissed my site on the fact it is about wrestling, and rightly so. The thing is that we aren't your average wrestling website, we mock, parody, and expose wrestling for what it is. Crap, but crap me and my writers enjoy.

We've got the content, we're not on some shitty free site. We are on a speedy server that's just waiting to see what kind of bandwidth it can take.

I'm not making any money off my site, its just a hobby that I enjoy and I try hard to see it entertain others. I'm sure you remember what it was like before you became an online icon. How about giving me the rub, (not homosexual sex, unless that's what will give me the link)? The rub as in just being associated with you. It will make me look big time.

Its not money, fame, or cam sluts I want, I just want hits. Everyone knows numbers are what count. I hear that N Sync is reported to have sold 2 million copies of their CD in its first week. To most, that number is staggering, but to me, it signals the end of the N Sync legacy.

Sure, Joey still makes us smile when he tells about

how he USED to be a nerd. Not that being a nerd is funny, but it's funny that he's 36 years old and singing so he can get some 14 year old poon. My whole point is this....2 million CD's may seem like a ton, but when I've preordered 1.73 million of them through my Columbia House membership(I get the SECOND

500,000 for only a penny!!!!), it really makes you realize N Sync could only just outsell a video of Kenny G dry humping a box of Quaker Oats.

The fact that I've spent 20 minutes of my life trying to suck up to you and show my comedic genius proves that I hope my link can become a permanent fixture on your site.

Feel free to publish this e-mail if you want to ridicule me, just be sure to publish my e-mail address. I love hate mail.

So I'm thanking you in advance for the kick ass link you're gonna give me. Also if you have a sister maybe you could hook me up with her, I eat out on the first date. [MENTAL NOTE - Never tell a girl's brother that again.]

If I can ever do anything to help you out, just ask. I'm skilled in finding mature porn and flyfishing.

Hugs and kisses, or a manly handshake, depending on if you sleep on your back or front...

btw, LINK www.randomwrestling.com, we got that retard demographic.

-James