I am in the fifth Grade at Fairfield Elementary School in ------, MN.

I was wondering why that pudding head Jimmy Redmond has so many things in his rear end, if he likes boys he should just get it over with and have a sleep over. If this Jimmy Redmond is so uptight, he should get a massage from a large russian man with thick, hairy arms, he might like that. At least it might calm him down. I don't know, I guess I shouldn't say this but maybe he should stick a rifle in his mouth and stop being so mean to everyone, I like your website a lot, I don't want to see it go away, I love Marion's advice, me and my friends have gotten through some hard times because of him. We rent all the full cicle films, we tell scary stories about that sour clown Lumpy and we call the special- ed kids in our school Unkle Slappy's Kids....without redbrain.com we might die. Please Jimmy Redmond...go back to your cave and slip under the sheets with your mommy.

Sally