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Comments : I gotta fuckin joke,lika hear it here it goes.

This mans wife is on vacation and he's getting bored sittin around doin nothing.So he heads down to the local pet store. He's looking around and sees a 200 pound frog sittin on a table with a price tag that says $10,000.The man asks the owner,"What's so special about this frog that would make me want to pay $10,000?" The owner says,"Well buddy,this here frog gives the damn finest blowjobs known to man.And if you don't believe me,I'll let you take it home for a week on a trial basis for $3,000."
Well,the man's wife won't be home for another two weeks so he decides to give it a shot.
Two days later his wife comes home early and finds her kitchen in one hell of a mess. Flour, eggs, butter, milk.....all over the damn place.And then she sees this big ass frog sittin right in the middle of it all.She starts yelling for her husband and he walks in the room buck naked. "What the fuck have you been doing,and where the fuck did this frog come from?",she asks.
Her husband says, "Well baby,if I can teach this here frog to make buscuits,your out on your ass."