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us : IhaveSomethingtosay
Who did you want this to go to : Anyone
Comments : You didn\'t mention whether you would
be posting any jokes, but I thought I'd send you
one anyway as your Brainscans page is looking very
much like a Blondes Brain....EMPTY. (sry to any
of you that are blonde, but hey...you get that)
So here it is..... (I really liked it, but then
my sense of humour is a little strange.....lol)
luv Faith :)
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Maw & Paw
Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she
hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says,
"Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse,"
Paw says, "All right, Maw."
Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and
says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with
this here outhouse!"
Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head
down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't
puttin my head in that there hole!"
Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n
you're gonna fix the problem!" Paw puts his
head down in the hole (just a little bit mind
ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin'
wrong with this here outhouse!"
Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of
the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and
he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's
stuck in the cracks in the seat!"
Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"
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Thanx Faith..
You'll be glad to know that noone here is blonde....
Except Lumpy's pubes....But I hear he dyes them.
--RedBrain--
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