Dear redbrain,
If i didn't like Ralph Macchio so much I would have to tell you that your
site is the biggest waste of time on the web. Whoever this reported is
following Macchio, please don't get arrested or killed, keep the stories a
coming. Well thats all I really wanted to say, besides you guys suck!
I do hope that one day I can work for you guy.
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
From
M. CUNEO (rules)

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Dear M. CUNEO,
We're glad you are as eager to find out the truth about the Macch, as we are.
Actually the whole site stemmed from that one idea. So it's good that you only focus on that.

Thanx for the comments, and we are actually looking for someone to work for us...

Your duties would include:
1) Shaving Unkle Slappy's Nut-sac. (he likes his ball-bag like a baby's bottom)
2) Giving Lumpy a prostrate exam.
3) Moist towel holder for Elmo's marathon beatoff sessions.
4) Finding and capturing B.L.A.Z.E.
5) Dressing up like Little Miss Muffet for Randy Stainer
6) Cleaning and maintaining RedBrain's Grand Prix Stroker

Your duties would also include: Erotic dancing and massages to all out clients and honored guests, getting bagels, laundry, auto-fellatio, light typing, hiding the evidence, driving the forklift and general tomfoolery.

I must add that your first 5 or 6 years at the job would on an "intern" level.
After that, we'll talk salary and benefits.

If your still interested, drop us an email!

--RedBrain--
P.S. I hear that you rule.