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Comments : couple of jokes to kill some time

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why did they send a women to space?
300 pounds lighter than a dishwasher

whats the difference between a women and a lightbulb?
you can unscrew a lightbulb

what's the first thing a blond does in the morning?
open up the car door and walk home

why did the women cross the road?
Who cares about that, how did she get off her leashe and who gave
her the shoes?

why don't women need watches?
there's a clock on the oven

why are women's feet smaller?
so they can stand closer to the stove

how many men does it take to change a lightbulb in the kitchen?
none, let the bitch cook in the dark

Why are lesbians fat?
they don't do dick and all they do is eat out

how can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows

What state has the highest teen pregnecy rate?
IDAHO (the only reason this is funny is cause it's true)

how can you catch 100 ethiopians?
roll a cookie down the street

why did the cookie go to the hospital?
because it was feeling crummy

why do petafiles like 5 year old girls?
cause if you flip em over you got a 5 year old boy

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hope you enjoyed my oneliners

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