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Comments : Dear Mr. Redbrain:

I think you are hysterical! I mean that in the best way possible. How did you ever find a balance of retarded, perverted, sarcastic, and intelligent people to work for you? Your site borders that fine line of fantastic and horrible. Keep up the good work. Your comments keep me coming back for more! Would still like to see some pictures of some naked male hotties.

BMB