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Hey gaybrain! (Yes?)
are you stil here! (If I
wasn't, who exactly would you be writing to?)
wow thatss wierd becuase you are still
gay (So you are saying that
you are back here, BECAUSE I am Still gay. Hmmm
what does that say about you?) and I am
now using spellchecker (which
doesn't seem to be working),which is friggin
gay because it spels shit wrong too.(Did
you try hitting the button to activate it?)
but anyway,,(double comma?)
now you are friigin (double
i's?)... in shit with my brother (meaning
your brother is "In Shit" as well?)
and I (you are "In
Shit" too?). because i know that i
am no way as big a looser as redbrain.gay (buurrn)
and i garantee i could prove it tens times (Wow,
a ten times over guarantee?) over suckers!
you wanna bet!?(yes we would
love to bet) well guess wht stoogies?(Whats
that, genius?) i friggin know a guy who
friggin knows the Taker!
(Who the fuck is the "Taker")
and what else gaybrain?(Whats
else, genius?) i friggin bet you i can
friggin beat you in a braikstand competitoin (What
exactly is a "Braikstand Competitoin"?)
any day of the weak fagollas! (As
opposed to strong fagollas?)oh ya and I
have a girlfriend who is hot!(What's
his name?) now here is my big brother greg!
start pissin you pant now!
Dear redbrain,
Let me start out by granting you this much, Justin
may not always 'win' at life. Fair enough, however
you had absolutely no right (nor class!(who
ever said we did have class?)) whatsoever
to denigrate both him and I, in the way that you
did! I will have you know that I am a well respected
'team member' at a multi-million dollar chain
of stores.(Does sweeping
up at WalMart really count?) This position
is , I assure you, not just handed out to 'psycho's'
(certainly not! Psycho's
have to wait in a long line to get that one) as
you so unfairly painted me! I will also point
out that Justin does excel in many things in this
world. Last year, he spraypainted his entire chevette(OH
MY GOD, this guys is actually allowed to drive
a car?!?)., by himself(BY
HIMSELF?!?!) ! He also boasts one of the
most extensive collection of sports-entertainment
merchandise on the block (I'm
not sure if "Used Highschool Jocks"
count in that category)! I haven't met
his girlfriend (surely you've
seen his right hand before) but he assures
me that Lita is wonderful!(how
could she not be?). Now you will have to
excuse me but I am so ticked-off with you folks
that I can barely express myself properly! (what
exactly is the "proper" way to express
yourself?) I'll let Justin speak for himself.........
thats right friggin gayberain!!!! take that (take
what?) LOOSErs!! oh..and anotherr thing-
greg is good at english stuff and i bet he could
write the whole friggin redbrain site in a day
(fantastic, have him submit
an article or two and we'll let the surfers decide)
and not even use stupid gragpics that hurt
peoples friggin eyes(your
head shouldnt be that close to the screen)....OH
YA! I got you on some shit mr.smartasses? (got
me ON some shit?).your called RED brain
but you ar so stupid because your site is friggimn
GREEN!!!(not only was this
lost sole cursed with half a brain, but he's color
blind to boot!) Idiots! hahahaa think about
it stoogies, that is called an oxymoronic (I
guess the spell checker is working after all..)shit
and thats just one of many faults, after all,
we are all just human (actually
B.L.A.Z.E. is half andriod, half test tube baby..).
Are we not?,,,,,,, (damn,
7 commas, now that was a dramatic pause) I
mean uhhhh you atre GAY loosers (we
NEVER "atre" a gay loser in our lives!)amd
,,,talk to greg again ok...
Let me suggest that in the future, maybe we
would all do well to respect each others...ASses
yahahah as in kiss my ass stoogiess! redbrain.gay
friggin sucks it BIGtome!!(Actually
we DO suck it "Bigtome") I may
assure you that that that Im King shit of
fuckMountain (King Shit
IS quite a title...and very fitting.) and
you Lamerz are the stupidst dumasses around(actually
we're the smartest dumbasses around) tyou
probably kiss commisioner mc manns ass! (who
the fuck is commisioner mc manns?) because
you suck!! (BECAUSE we
suck, or in spite of it?) redstoogie.com
should not reduce ourselves to that level, or
are we not then,,,,,,"good evening my
name is Greg, can I interest you in the seniors
special? "(ahh, you
work at an old folks diner?) because stone
cold hehe friggin drinks a friggin beer! hahahah
he drinks BEEr !
- I peer out
the glass,
- rain falls against the pane,
- the pane, the pain, the glass
- shall I sleep?
- I want to wake, wake
- I peer out the glass
(????????)
Sincerely,
Justin
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Does your brain hurt from
reading that? Mine did after writing it.
It's hard to put yourself into the mind of a 6
year old.
If anyone can make sense of this madness please
email me.
This numb-scull actually attached a picture with
this drivel.
--->Click
here to see him!<--
This couldn't have been funnier if
-->I
made it myself.<--
(I spoke too soon)
--RedBrain--
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